Friday, September 26, 2003
MEMO
From:The Principal
To: High School Faculty
RE:
It has come to my attention that some 9th grade boys have cut up fliers of missing children and fashioned them into "trading cards" by laminating them. The boys trade the cards amonst themselves. Apparently, this sick idea came from a boy who, on the first day of school in Biology class, when asked to come up with the name of a food that he liked to eat and which started with the first letter of his name, answered: "C-----, for 'children'."
Please be on the lookout for these hooligans and, should you catch them, send them to my office at once.
The Principal (Your Pal)
From:The Principal
To: High School Faculty
RE:
It has come to my attention that some 9th grade boys have cut up fliers of missing children and fashioned them into "trading cards" by laminating them. The boys trade the cards amonst themselves. Apparently, this sick idea came from a boy who, on the first day of school in Biology class, when asked to come up with the name of a food that he liked to eat and which started with the first letter of his name, answered: "C-----, for 'children'."
Please be on the lookout for these hooligans and, should you catch them, send them to my office at once.
The Principal (Your Pal)
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